Stand-up comedy has a long history. Lots of talented people have found their true calling as comedians. Some of them became real comedy icons, creating jokes that are still popular. Their observations on modern life are what keeps us sane, and reminds us that laughter will always be the best medicine. Are you a fan of American stand-up shows? Let's check it out!
Finish this joke: "The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when...."
my stomach is in agony
my mistress notices my wife
I hate myself
the food is running out
Finish this joke: "The main reason Santa is so jolly is because ...."
he lives with deers
he's got all the presents
he has the shortest working week ever
he knows where all the bad girls live
Finish this joke: "The caterpillar does all the work, but ...."
the butterfly gets all the publicity
it's too ugly to be noticed
it's still eaten by some bird
it doesn't get paid
Finish this joke: "Proof that we don't understand death is that..."
we give dead people a pillow
we still hope for the best
we see it in an outdated outfit
we call it a Grim Reaper
Finish this joke: "I like a woman with a head on her shoulders..."
Like that there is hope that she might be smart
Otherwise she would look dead
It's more convenient
I hate necks
Finish this joke: "The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much I play,..."
I'll never be as good as a wall
I'll never make a sexy enough scream
I'll never get rich
I'll never meet my sugar daddy
Finish this joke: "By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step,...."
he's too old to look down
he's too old to go anywhere
his woman just doesn't care
he doesn't need it anymore
Finish this joke: "A bank is a place that will lend you money..."
if you can prove that you don't need it
if they find your life miserable enough
if you litter them with papers
as soon as you don't need it
Finish this joke: "If God had really intended man to fly, ...."
Air transportation industry would go bankrupt
I would be sitting here with you
He'd make it easier to get to the airport
He would make make life way easier
Finish this joke: "If you think nobody cares about you,..."
let's agree that your life is miserable
call your ex
try missing a couple of payments
Workout For Joking Muscles
This test was real training for your imagination. It turns out that it is not so easy to guess the famous punchlines if you have not dealt with humor before. However, now you know much more about comedy. And you will be able to surprise your friends when you see them next time! Send this quiz to your friends, let's see if they can do it better!
Good Sense Of Humor
You are definitely well versed in everything related to comedy. The names of famous comics are not an empty word for you, and you are familiar with many of their jokes. However, some of them have already been forgotten. Now you know a lot more about comedy. And you will be able to surprise your friends when you see them next time! Send this quiz to your friends, let's see if they can do it better!
Aspiring Stand-Up Comedian
You are well versed in everything related to comedy. The names of famous comics are not an empty word for you, and you are familiar with many of their jokes. Perhaps you see yourself working in this area, so you train and learn from the material of comedy icons. So you can guess their punchlines right off the bat! Send this quiz to your friends, let's see if they can do it better!