American Stand-Up Quiz

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American Stand-Up Quiz

Stand-up comedy has a long history. Lots of talented people have found their true calling as comedians. Some of them became real comedy icons, creating jokes that are still popular. Their observations on modern life are what keeps us sane, and reminds us that laughter will always be the best medicine. Are you a fan of American stand-up shows? Let's check it out!

Finish this joke: "The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when...."

my stomach is in agony

my mistress notices my wife

I hate myself

the food is running out

Finish this joke: "The main reason Santa is so jolly is because ...."

he lives with deers

he's got all the presents

he has the shortest working week ever

he knows where all the bad girls live

Finish this joke: "The caterpillar does all the work, but ...."

the butterfly gets all the publicity

it's too ugly to be noticed

it's still eaten by some bird

it doesn't get paid

Finish this joke: "Proof that we don't understand death is that..."

we give dead people a pillow

we still hope for the best

we see it in an outdated outfit

we call it a Grim Reaper

Finish this joke: "I like a woman with a head on her shoulders..."

Like that there is hope that she might be smart

Otherwise she would look dead

It's more convenient

I hate necks

Finish this joke: "The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much I play,..."

I'll never be as good as a wall

I'll never make a sexy enough scream

I'll never get rich

I'll never meet my sugar daddy

Finish this joke: "By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step,...."

he's too old to look down

he's too old to go anywhere

his woman just doesn't care

he doesn't need it anymore

Finish this joke: "A bank is a place that will lend you money..."

if you can prove that you don't need it

if they find your life miserable enough

if you litter them with papers

as soon as you don't need it

Finish this joke: "If God had really intended man to fly, ...."

Air transportation industry would go bankrupt

I would be sitting here with you

He'd make it easier to get to the airport

He would make make life way easier

Finish this joke: "If you think nobody cares about you,..."

let's agree that your life is miserable

call your ex

that's true

try missing a couple of payments

Workout For Joking Muscles

This test was real training for your imagination. It turns out that it is not so easy to guess the famous punchlines if you have not dealt with humor before. However, now you know much more about comedy. And you will be able to surprise your friends when you see them next time! Send this quiz to your friends, let's see if they can do it better!

Good Sense Of Humor

You are definitely well versed in everything related to comedy. The names of famous comics are not an empty word for you, and you are familiar with many of their jokes. However, some of them have already been forgotten. Now you know a lot more about comedy. And you will be able to surprise your friends when you see them next time! Send this quiz to your friends, let's see if they can do it better!

Aspiring Stand-Up Comedian

You are well versed in everything related to comedy. The names of famous comics are not an empty word for you, and you are familiar with many of their jokes. Perhaps you see yourself working in this area, so you train and learn from the material of comedy icons. So you can guess their punchlines right off the bat! Send this quiz to your friends, let's see if they can do it better!