Alright, all you cynical, people-hating curmudgeons, it's time to find out if you truly are the misanthropic, antisocial loners you think you are! Whether you consider yourself a total people-person or you'd rather spend your days in blissful isolation, this quiz is about to reveal the depth of your disdain for humanity.
In this super fun and insightful assessment, we'll ask you a series of questions that'll get to the heart of your views on the human condition. Do you have an unwavering distrust and contempt for your fellow man, believing that people are inherently selfish, cruel, and unworthy of your time? Or maybe you're more of a "glass half full" type, who can appreciate the occasional redeeming qualities of your fellow humans, even if you'd still rather not be around them. Perhaps you fall somewhere in the middle, with a healthy dose of skepticism and a strong preference for your own company. No matter where you land on the misanthropic spectrum, this quiz is about to have you embracing your inner curmudgeon and reveling in your disdain for the rest of humanity.
Ready to find out if you're truly a misanthropic loner at heart? Click the button below to take the quiz and get ready to feel that warm, fuzzy feeling of hating everyone!
You're in a hurry and wait for elevator to arrive. The doors are opening, and you see your neighbor inside. Will you ride with him?
Of course! See no problem here
Only because I'm in a hurry
No way! I'd rather be late than sharing a ride with him
The only vacant seat in a public transportation is next to a talkative guy. However, you feel so tired. What would you do?
Great, let's have a chat!
I'll sit next to him but remain silent
I'd rather keep standing in peace
You've got a huge project! You have a choice: do everything alone or work in a team. What would you choose?
Working in a team! It's way easier
If I have an opportunity to choose my teammates, I will prefer collaborative efforts
Wanna do well, do it yourself!
What do you think about your co-workers?
What a punishment for me to work with them! They are fools
Most of them are dumb. However, I know a couple of good guys
Great people! It's cool working with them!
Вам предстоит важный разговор. Как вы будете действовать?
We should meet in person to discuss everything
Oh well, if it's important, I can call him
I'll text him. I don't like important conversations
When you meet someone for the first time, what do you pay attention to?
To the good traits of this person
To his good side. However, I see his flaws too
To his flaws and mistakes
How do you spend your perfect evening?
In a large and noisy group of people
Surrounded by my close friends
Alone
You're entering a restaurant and look around. What will make you leave this place?
Too many people who talk very loud
No vacant seats, all tables are reserved
If I dislike menu or decorations
You're in a train. What companion you wouldn't like to meet?
Kids. They are ill-mannered
Tipsy and talkative guy
I don't care. Company is nice
Do you easily forgive the mistakes of other people?
True misanthrope
You've got the traits of a true misanthrope! You can be tough with people and their weaknesses and mock their mistakes and follies. You are very picky when it comes to people you communicate with. You have no tendency to help others, because you think everyone should take care of himself. Perhaps, you're just way too demanding and want impossible things from people. What about your friends? Share this test to find out!
Cynic
You've lots of traits of a true misanthrope! However, you are more cynical and arrogant than misanthropic. You don't accept people's weaknesses and rarely forgive mistakes and follies. You're very picky when it comes to people you communicate with. However, you truly respect and like your close friends. Perhaps, you're way too demanding. What about your friends? Share this test to find out!
True philanthrope
You don't have a single misanthropic trait. On the contrary, you are known for a kind attitude towards people. You can easily accept people's weaknesses and forgive their mistakes fast. Helping people and caring about their well-being is a true pleasure for you. That's admirable! What about your friends? Share this test to find out!